Functional Wet Wipes™
Wipelo HER
An unscented, individually wrapped wipe for occasional external intimate skin care. The proposed lotion targets pH 3.8–4.5; final batch and finished-product tolerance data are pend
$24.00 – $108.00
✦ Functional Wet Wipes™Skin is skin.
Skin is skin.
Everywhere.
Your face has three serums and a sunscreen. Your back has a baby wipe. So we gave the wet wipe a job — one active per need, dosed to work, sealed fresh every single time.
✦ Derm-assessed*pH True™ 4.5–5.550× Single-Seal30d Guarantee
//Active-Matched Formulation™Shopify catalog
pH4.5–5.5 [pH-TRUE™]
Format50 × Single-Seal Fresh™
As seen in*
“The wipe that finally respects your skin.” GQ“Skincare logic, below the jaw.” Allure“The gym bag upgrade we didn't know we needed.” Men's Health“Honest, engineered, beautiful.” Well+Good“The wipe that finally respects your skin.” GQ“Skincare logic, below the jaw.” Allure“The gym bag upgrade we didn't know we needed.” Men's Health“Honest, engineered, beautiful.” Well+Good
GQMEN'S HEALTHAllureWELL+GOODCosmopolitan
// The named problemBelow the jaw,
Below the jaw,
you're on your own.
Face skincare became a science. Actives, pH, barrier care — a generation learned to read labels. And then it reached for a baby wipe to handle everything else. The needs between morning and evening were served by products designed for infants, hospitals, or no one.
Your face
- ✦ Vitamin C, 8 a.m.
- ✦ Niacinamide, dosed
- ✦ SPF 50, reapplied
- ✦ Retinol, alternating nights
Everything else
- — A bar of soap from 1952
- — A wipe designed for infants
- — Perfume over the problem
- — Or nothing at all
01
Back acne is skin care
Pores, congestion, sweat — treated like a disease or ignored.
02
Between gym and meeting
The moments your bathroom routine doesn't reach.
03
Before. And after.
You know what it's for. We designed it knowing.
// The line — one active, one job
Shop the line.
Every product, option, image, and price shown here is loaded from your Shopify catalog.
Functional Wet Wipes™
Wipelo ON THE GO
A scented, individually wrapped body wipe for surface sweat and residue between showers. Zinc ricinoleate is included with odor-binding intent; finished-product performance has not
$24.00 – $108.00
Functional Wet Wipes™
Wipelo SPOTLESS
A fragrance-free, individually wrapped leave-on body wipe with a proposed 0.5% salicylic-acid lotion. Finished-wipe delivery, dose, and product status require verification.
$24.00 – $108.00
// The whole ritual — 20 seconds, anywhere
Tear. Wipe. Bin.
~2 sec01
Tear at the notch
One sealed single, exactly as wet as the day it was made. No tub, no lid, no gamble.
~15 sec02
One pass, one wipe
8" × 12" of thick cloth — sized for a body, not a face. The active does the work; you just apply it.
~3 sec03
Bin it
Biodegradable plant fiber, but not flushable — no wipe truly is, whatever the tub says. Honesty is the brand.
// 3 taps, 10 seconds
Build your routine.
Answer three questions. We'll match the active to the need — that's the whole science.
01 — Where's the need?
02 — When do you reach?
03 — Your skin is…
// Your match
Explore Wipelo HER · $24.00Wipelo HER
An unscented, individually wrapped wipe for occasional external intimate skin care. The proposed lotion targets pH 3.8–4.5; final batch and finished-product tolerance data are pending.
// Anatomy of a wipeYes, wet wipes.
Yes, wet wipes.
Functional ones.
The category spent forty years running from those two words — hiding them behind "cloths," "towelettes," "freshening tissues." We put our name on them instead, and gave the wipe what it never had: a job.
01
One hero active per SKU
Active-Matched Formulation™ — salicylic for back skin, zinc for odor, cranberry + lactic for her. Chosen for the exact skin it serves, dosed to work.
02
Inside your skin's real pH
Adult body skin lives at pH 4.5–5.5. Every batch is formulated and tested inside that window. pH-True™ — your acid mantle, respected.
03
Sealed one by one
Single-Seal Fresh™. The 50th wipe is identical to the 1st — no drying tubs, no half-moist regrets, nothing improvised.
// WIPELO FIRST — SPEC
ActiveZinc odor complex + aloe
DoesNeutralizes at source
pH4.5–5.5 [pH-TRUE™]
ClothPlant-fiber, biodegradable
Format50 × Single-Seal Fresh™
Free fromAlcohol · parabens · fragrance
AssessedBoard-certified derms*
0%
Felt fresher all day*
*4-week use study, n=104 — dummy figure, see manifest
0%
Skin felt calm, not stripped*
*Same cohort — dummy figure, see manifest
0%
Replaced their previous wipe*
*Same cohort — dummy figure, see manifest
// The honest tableAny wipe removes sweat.
Any wipe removes sweat.
That was never the question.
| Wipelo | Baby wipes | "Fresh" body wipes | Bar of soap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Removes surface sweat | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Formulated for adult body skin | ✓ | ✗ — infants | ✗ | ✗ |
| pH-matched 4.5–5.5 | ✓ pH-True™ | ✗ | ✗ | ✗ (pH ~10) |
| Treatment active, dosed | ✓ one per SKU | ✗ | ✗ perfume | ✗ |
| Individually sealed | ✓ all 50 | ✗ shared tub | ✗ | — |
| Odor treated at source | ✓ zinc complex | ✗ | ✗ masked | ✗ briefly |
| Fits in a jacket pocket | ✓ | ✗ | ✓ | ✗ |
| Price per use | $0.60 | $0.04 | $0.35 | $0.02 |
Row one is a tie on purpose. We don't win on price either — we win on engineering. If $0.04 does it for you, we genuinely respect that.
// Beautifully carriedThe product you're not embarrassed
The product you're not embarrassed
to leave on the counter.
Marble counter. Gym bag. Bedside table. It photographs in all three — because design is positioning, not decoration.
// The object
Anodized tin · refillable
✦Functional Wet Wipes™WipeloBare
FUNCTION · PORE CLEARANCE
ACTIVE ··· SALICYLIC ACID 2%
pH ······· 4.5–5.5 [pH-TRUE™]
ACTIVE ··· SALICYLIC ACID 2%
pH ······· 4.5–5.5 [pH-TRUE™]
Batch 0426 · pH 4.9 ✓
✦Functional Wet Wipes™WipeloFirst
FUNCTION · ODOR CONTROL
ACTIVE ··· ZINC COMPLEX + ALOE
pH ······· 4.5–5.5 [pH-TRUE™]
ACTIVE ··· ZINC COMPLEX + ALOE
pH ······· 4.5–5.5 [pH-TRUE™]
Batch 0426 · pH 4.9 ✓
WTravel Tin · holds 10
4.8
★★★★★
✓ Verified
"The 40 minutes between the gym and my 9 a.m. used to be a problem. Now it's one sealed packet. Nobody at work knows, which is the whole point."
Marcus T.
@marcus.lifts · Trains 5x/week · Chicago
★★★★★
✓ Verified
"Finally a brand that says what it's for without being weird about it. FIRST lives in the nightstand. No sting, no perfume cloud, no baby-aisle shame."
Dana R.
@dana.reads · Retinol-literate since 2019 · Austin
★★★★★
✓ Verified
"I fly weekly. Individually sealed means the last wipe in the box is as wet as the first — every other brand I tried dried into sadness by week two."
Priya K.
@priya.flies · Travels 40 weeks a year · NYC
// Seen on your feed*
The receipts.
Real people, real counters, real gym bags. (*Prototype: placeholder creators & clips.)
▶ 2.1M▶
@marcus.liftsgym → boardroom in 20 min. the sealed singles are cheating
▶ 890K▶
@dana.readsthe pack they said i wouldn't be embarrassed by. correct.
▶ 1.4M▶
@priya.flies40 flights a year. wipe #50 as wet as wipe #1. tested it.
▶ 640K▶
@samwdesigntear ASMR you didn't know you needed 🤌
▶ 3.2M▶
@thelabtestsi pH-tested 6 wipes on camera. one was telling the truth.
@jrdn.movesreply · 2w
bought after the pH video. my back cleared in a month, not kidding
@elenav.miareply · 1w
the "we email you 3 days before shipping" thing is real btw. most respectful sub I have
@coach.drereply · 3d
told my whole 6am class. the tin lives in my duffel now
// Wipelo Bare · salicylic 2% · drag the line
Week 0*Week 4* · pH-True™
Week 0*Week 4* · pH-True™*Illustrative placeholder images — not real customer results. Real before/afters require documented, consented customer photos + typical-results disclosure.
// Risk, reversed
The Skin-Is-Skin Guarantee.
Use it for 30 days — really use it. If your body isn't convinced, tell us and we refund every dollar. No return label, no interrogation, no fine print doing push-ups.
Fewer than 1% ever ask.* — *dummy figure, see manifest
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// The manifesto
Your face got a science project. Everything else got a bar of soap from 1952. We thought that was strange enough to fix.
So we did what the category never dared: we put our name on its most embarrassing words. Functional Wet Wipes™ — one active per need, dosed to work, matched to your skin's real pH, sealed fresh every single wipe. Not another gentle, natural, fresh-scented nothing. A wet wipe with a function, built for how you actually live.
// Asked, answered
Questions people actually ask.
// Find your functional wipe
Your skin, your call.
Functional Wet Wipes™
Wipelo HER
An unscented, individually wrapped wipe for occasional external intimate skin care. The proposed lotion targets pH 3.8–4.5; final batch and finished-product tolerance data are pend
$24.00 – $108.00
Functional Wet Wipes™
Wipelo ON THE GO
A scented, individually wrapped body wipe for surface sweat and residue between showers. Zinc ricinoleate is included with odor-binding intent; finished-product performance has not
$24.00 – $108.00
Functional Wet Wipes™
Wipelo SPOTLESS
A fragrance-free, individually wrapped leave-on body wipe with a proposed 0.5% salicylic-acid lotion. Finished-wipe delivery, dose, and product status require verification.
$24.00 – $108.00
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